Thursday, April 22, 2010
Tailgating with Scott
Scott loves a good tailgate party. I think he likes them more than the games. Why doesn't he just get a seasons pass to the parking lot? Surely it's cheaper.. Thats what I would do. I mean, who gives a shit about football? I don't care how many home runs they score. I'm not too much into sports. It tires me out just to watch. And pay for a ticket? When you have a TV?? And beer??? And a washroom just feet away????
I don't understand it. I might go to the wreckers and get me a tailgate. Sit it out in the driveway.. We can all sit out there and drunkenly heckle the neighbors. Throw beer cans on the street. Or into the Krouts toilet.
Hey.. I should go grab that toilet! I could install it right over my driveway drain. Wave at Shannon while I'm using it.. I'm onto something here..
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