Sunday rant

Know what pisses me off? Making my bed. Now don't get me wrong, I do it often. Nothing better than nice clean sheets and a duvet aired out on the line all day. Just one of life's simple pleasures. But I fucking DREAD putting that fitted sheet on. No matter how I try, one corner just ain't gonna make it. It's like they make these things too tight or something. It's frustrating, walking around the bed adjusting corners until it they all fit properly. And eventually they do, but not until I am good and pissed. I swear a lot during this chore. But it gets worse. After about 10 minutes of pissing around with the sheet, you stub your barefoot against the sharp metal bed frame. Eh?? Doncha fucking HATE that??? So now you are angry as well as sore. I suppose baggy corners would piss me off too. Actually, I'm sure they would, being that everything pisses me off. I'm not sure why I bought a new queen size bed, the double seemed to be easier to make. Must be all the action that bed sees..